- Top text: Need that report by Friday
- Bottom text: I already sat on the keyboard
A normal deadline is “handled” by the exact cat behavior that ruins the work, and the cat sounds proud of it.
Business Cat meme template
Business Cat is a meme format on WhatiMeme. Business Cat is an image-macro boss who treats a normal workplace problem with confident, literal, or purely feline logic. The top line sets up an ordinary office demand or corporate phrase; the bottom line is the cat’s deadpan, useless, or self-serving “solution.”
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How to write this meme
Write the top line as something a real manager might say, then let the bottom line solve it the way a smug cat would: literally, selfishly, or by sitting on the problem. Keep both lines short enough to read in one glance, and do not explain that the speaker is a cat.
Caption zones
- Top text — The setup. Sits in the color above the ears so the cat's eyes, mouth, and tie stay visible.
- Bottom text — The punchline. Sits beside the tie so the tie, the eyes, and the mouth stay visible.
Example captions
- Top text: Morale seems low
- Bottom text: I brought everyone a dead bug
A sincere management concern gets a gift that is generous in cat logic and horrifying in an office.
- Top text: Who is leading standup
- Bottom text: I am standing on the laptop
It takes a common meeting name literally, so the punchline lands in one beat without extra explanation.
- Top text: We are going paperless
- Bottom text: Good. I prefer knocking mugs
The cat agrees with the policy for a reason that has nothing to do with the policy, which sells the overconfident boss voice.
- Top text: Synergy is the priority
- Bottom text: I synergized with the curtains
Empty corporate jargon is answered as if it were a physical task a cat would actually do.
Common mistakes
- Making both lines cat jokes, so there is no office setup to ruin
- Writing a bottom line a competent human boss would actually say
- Explaining the joke instead of letting the bad solution be the joke
- Using long paragraphs that will not fit the top or bottom band
- Ending on generic meowing with no specific action
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